Because nothing says "I'm lovin' it!" like monochromatic cotton as far as the eye can see.
Pepsi's "resistance" themed ad was a disgrace. But are we really that surprised?
Everything is terrible and none of it is a joke.
Trump began his Time interview by expressing his excitement to participate, because, "It's a cool story," and ended it by telling the interviewer "I'm president, and you're not."
Ever forget you had four pounds of weed and accidentally donate it to Goodwill? Well, somebody did.
This nonagenarian passed away, but not before living a pretty unusual life.
Just kidding. But author Amy Kraus Rosenthal almost is, and she wants some lucky lady to step in and scoop up her loving husband Jason after she's gone.
I’m going to go ahead and stick to my guns here and say that Stevie Wonder is probably really blind. But, truly, what the actual fuck?
For once, I am speechless. There’s nothing to say or do, but to wait patiently until these tiny little cherubs enter the universe and touch each and every one of us with their splendor.
This just in: in an effort to curry favor with his fellow senators, the notoriously terrible Ted Cruz has organized a weekly senate basketball game, to be held in the Russell Building, the oldest of the United States Senate office buildings. Now, if this isn’t an elaborate nightmare scenario dreamed up by the devil himself I don’t know what is.
The deed is done. Trump is the President. Short of revolution, the best thing that we can do is to stay frantic, stay critical, stay alert and hold onto reality. Not to let ourselves be lulled into submission, and to forget the danger that might lie ahead.