Turns out Insane Dane is not as up on his Christmas traditions as he thinks he is, despite being bombarded by Christmas propaganda since birth. That’s just lazy Insane Dane. He thought that Christmas was a ham-only holiday. He was amazed to discover it is in fact a multi-meat holiday. Hanabi is on a solo mission again and thus experimenting with char siu bao (aka bbq pork buns) and Hanabi describes the nuances of Midwestern hot dish and it’s appearance at church pot luck dinners.