Infamous GOP political fixer/terrible dresser Roger Stone was convicted on seven federal counts, including lying to Congress, obstruction of justice and witness tampering. It’s been a long time coming for Stone, who’s played dirty politics for decades in various lobbying and consulting gigs. The former Richard Nixon operative has been called the architect of President Donald Trump’s political career. And now, like many other men who helped elevate Trump to political stardom, he faces serious prison time.
The scandal of Roger Stone's life is everything he got away with until now. The scandal is decades of scumbaggery that went unpunished. The scandal is what was legal.
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) November 15, 2019
And since Stone was a bully, crook and unrepentant asshole with a Richard Nixon back tattoo, it’s never too soon for a joke.
Richard Nixon is finally going to prison. On Roger Stone’s back.
— Lawrence O'Donnell (@Lawrence) November 15, 2019
BREAKING: roger stone convicted of seven counts of having a caveman head and three counts of dressing like a fucking idiot
— law dog, esq. (@ggooooddddoogg) November 15, 2019
It’s pretty crazy that Roger Stone was found guilty on 7 counts and not one of them was for how he chooses to dress himself. pic.twitter.com/CjL0PSp6LR
— Half An Onion (@HalfOnionInABag) November 15, 2019
— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 15, 2019
before you make a joke abt roger stone plz take a moment to consider the feelings of his wife and her boyfriend
— america’s lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) November 15, 2019