BTRtoday’s Most-Read Stories of 2019

Congratulations on making it through a tough year. As of midnight, 2019 is in the rearview. Better days are ahead, or at least we certainly hope. As you work through your first—and likely worst—hangover of the year, we invite you to look back at some of the rare moments from the year gone by we plan to look upon fondly in the year to come. It’s a quick, painless trip down memory lane, perfect for a day that’s going to otherwise feel painful and never-ending. Enjoy!


Trump Addresses The Nation: A Drinking Game

You’re gonna need liquor to get through this.

The Best ‘Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself’ Memes

Courtesy of Twitter

The internet expressed the belief that the sex criminal financier was murdered to cover up a global elite conspiracy the only way it knows how: with funny combinations of images and text.

‘Old Town Road’ Is A Joke And So Is Pop Music

Whether you’ve got the horses in the back or not, you can’t escape Lil Nas X’s viral hit.

The Science Behind The People Who Hate Chocolate

For some, the favorite candy of Valentine’s Day inspires a Whitman’s Sampler of unpleasant involuntary reactions.

The Best Idris Elba ‘Hot Ones’ Memes

The British actor reminds us that choke jobs can be really, really funny. At least when they involve hot wings.

Breaking Down The Clogging in “Misbehavin”

“The Righteous Gemstones” viral dance sensation is a masterpiece of editing.

Your Last-Minute ‘Game of Thrones’ Binge Guide

Photo courtesy of Helen Sloan/HBO

Winter is coming faster than you might expect. Here’s how to get up to speed on Westeros before the final season starts.

Donald Trump: Icon of Fat Acceptance

His latest tuxedo proves big boy in chief Trump is all about body positivity.

Don’t Fall For The Boston Straight Pride Parade’s Scam

It’s not a harmless novelty when it’s organized by dangerous alt-right hustlers who don’t deserve a platform.

Is Alcohol Slowing You Down?

Post-run drinks may make it harder for your body to recover and gain strength.