What Your Well Drink Says About You

Everybody has their go-to cheap well drink of choice when they go out. But what does it reveal about who they are? Keep this guide in the back of your mind when navigating the bar this weekend; it just might help you meet some worthwhile folks and avoid some unsavory ones.

Vodka Cranberry: They want to get drunk–fast–and without the discomfort of tasting anything but pure sugar in the process.

Rum and Coke: This is a 16-year-old with a fake I.D. who has finagled their way into this bar. Because nobody in their right mind past the age of 20 casually drinks rum anymore. Nobody.

Gin and Tonic: Alcoholic. Alcoholic. Steer clear this person is definitely an alcoholic.

Whiskey Sour: Impeccable taste, this person is unmatched in class and style. They’re ready to have a great time, whether that means dancing the night away or having an involved political conversation. (Did I mention this is my signature drink?)

Tequila Sunrise: This person is on the next level. They’re not in a bar, they’re on a beach: sipping, relaxing, and soaking up the sun. Worth making friends with, because maybe they’ll bring you along on their next vacation.

SHOTS: Well shots? Gag! Seriously, gag…because this one is going to regurgitating their five-dollar-shooters in no time flat.

White Wine: LOL

Featured photo courtesy of Amanda.