Anthony Bourdain To Open Deluxe NYC Market

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Okay, so maybe I’m late to the game here, but it’s just come to my attention that culinary icon–and general badass heartthrob–Anthony Bourdain has announced his plans to launch a deluxe open-air market on NYC’s Hudson river by 2017.

Cue jaw drop.

Not only does this promise to be a veritable playground for the culinarily inclined, it will also be located a mere five minutes walking distance from my current place of residence. As if I wasn’t already dropping enough dough on elaborate foodstuffs.

The market will be located at Pier 57, and will feature various sections with distinct cuisines. It will have a high-end industrial feel and, get this, a karaoke bar.

Oh, Anthony, you truly know the way to my heart.