Unexpected Food At Chick-Fil-A

Chick-Fil-A, the controversial southern fast-food chain, has added a new item to their menu of fried chicken and rich biscuits. And, it’s not what you’d expect.

A Kale Superfood Salad will soon be available as a side to the empty calories that the chain serves up along with their empty hearts.

Perhaps they’re trying to win back the business of all the liberal youngsters who they alienated with their rampant, publicly professed homophobia.

The franchise made headlines when they openly opposed gay marriage, in 2012. Since then, many have boycotted the restaurant due to their abhorrent political agenda.

Can kale salad mend the bridges burned? Probably not; I certainly won’t be trying it anytime soon.

Featured photo by Mike Mozart.