Fifty Thoughts I Have While Working From Home
By Hannah Gettleman
1. *Alarm goes off* Wait, I’m working from home today, I can sleep in! *Turns off alarm*
2. *2 hours later* Okay, now I can get up.
3. Gotta check email, Facebook, Twitter, etc.
4. Okay, now I can get up. *Stretches*
5. It’s too quiet in here. Let’s turn on Pandora/Spotify.
6. *Mini dance party for 20 minutes*
7. *Opens Computer* Okay, I have to get _____ (insert major project) done today.
8. I’m hungry, getting some breakfast.
9. Supervisor phone call in a half hour. Need to focus.
10. *Browses Buzzfeed*
11. Ooh, a funny article about cats and babies! I have to share it on my social media pages.
12. I should probably get dressed.
13. *Stays in pajamas for remainder of day*
14. I need to focus and get that spreadsheet done.