For those of you that got to hear my segment on Up And At ‘Em with Jack and Ben last week, you already know I received this as a first online dating message:
“Girl are you a tube of pillsbury cinnamon rolls because I want to bang you on the counter.”
I’ll give the guy this: I laughed out loud.. loudly.
For those of you who I know are going to comment that I should date this guy… I can’t. The reasons are three-fold.
1) He’s too young for me.
2) He lives too far away.
and probably most importantly:
3) He is way funnier than I am, and I am very distraught that I have been unable to craft an equally hilarious response.
Tune into Biology of the Blog for more from Cat Lady!